Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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The Amazing Flying Spaghetti


Last week, want to win mystical Doria against gobbacci, want to chat with friends made from the soul lost in the maze of religion too complicated, I am reminded of my faith that a little neglected, the Pastafarianesimo.
For goodness sake, the Flying Spaghetti Miraculous (henceforth PSV), Summus ducis Pastafari of belief, it is a good deity and tolerant; Pappardelle its Appendices are always ready to stroke a faithful devotee of smearing sauce, although long time not devoted to Him a thought but I think just write two lines about the Pastafari I think, picking up a little bit of information here and there on the internet for glorify the PSV and to hunt for new recruits to the true faith! What does it mean to be
Pastafari ? Ironically, it is to believe not to believe, putting its faith in an invisible and intangible entity , PSV in fact, able to explain all evolutionary theories but not able to refute them with tangible evidence . Thus, a religion itself.
With an example (taken from the Bible pastafariana, The Holy Book of the prodigious Flying Spaghetti ) you can easily refute the presence of a spaghetti monster who watches over us all: it is known to all that the PSV pastafariani touch with its Pappardelle Appendices his followers to show love for his flock. This truth is demonstrated, is not only an act of unconditional faith ! Think about it, in the past the average height of men was lower compared to the present day: this is because the PSV could touch more often men (who were smaller in number). Today, however, with the exponential increase in world population, the PSV can not touch us with less frequency, and inevitably the man has risen in stature. Simple no?
you understand yourself well, then, that this is the one and only religion that does not clash with science (I said mussel? Yes, the PSV also loves spaghetti with seafood). If there is not enough for this example, the whole Bible is peppered with demonstrations Pastafariana help us to understand that, finally, mysticism and evolution can coexist in a sincere respect, without having to put man at the center of a Hamlet-like doubts. We carry
A list of links to inform and convert. Remember, to demonstrate their faith every day is simple: just a nice plate of spaghetti with meat sauce and PSV will be forever in your hearts!


1) http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarianesimo
Wikipedia talks about the most famous of the world Spaghetti Monster!
2) http://nonciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pastafarianesimo
The more serious about the Pastafarianesimo page on Uncyclopedia.
3) http://spaghettovolante.wordpress.com/
An interesting blog to follow if you are faithful DOC!
4) http://www.venganza.org/
The Journal of Religion Pastafariana page.
5) The invisible pink unicorn
Other religious theory similar to Pastafarianesimo


For the most loyal and devoted, here's a gem: The Nativity


Ramen brother!

Monday, March 22, 2010

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Come on, gather a bit of rubbish in one post, just to write a little something here and spam as well, in a space that respects common sense should be kept free from spam. But spam is the essence of living sweet, you know, and then spammed!
I am a poet. Spam.
So, on Monday began well after winning the Doria at the expense of Gobbacci: one to zero and at home. Pure luxury for'm Giuventus result, given that Chimenti, duck Cassano aside, he made three or four difficult saves. Oh yes, he scored just Cassano, the same player that gobbaccio Lippi insists on not to convene the national team. Goduria pure state, indeed, as Jerry would say Calà: Lust ... Double Lust ... Lust slap !
Going back in time, last week came the coveted contract for new job and therefore, between a little less than a month will start my new experience at DiXtreme, the company where he still works Sandro. Many people ask me the reasons for my neglect of the workplace, but it is difficult to find one at all ... in principle are looking for new ideas, a phrase that may seem a bit new age but in the end it is the sacred truth.
Here what I leave? The convenience, the (future) security of a place in public, I definitely miss some of my colleagues, certainly no other. From there I'll find a better deal from the point of view is rewarding in terms of human and a good friend to support me (especially early on); I hope to find a good environment and new challenges. New city, new life, perhaps in part. In short, a beautiful place. To paraphrase a famous movie / book ... I hope that I manage!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Wolfman, Invictus, Shutter Island: A gaggle cinema


With the vision of Shutter Island, last night, ending the small number of movie releases that I ground in the last seven days: Wolfman Benicio del Toro and Anthony Hopkins, Invictus with the excellent trio Eastwood-Freeman-Damon and, indeed, Shutter Island the now tried and tested pair Scorsese-Di Caprio.
a period full of great film at least on paper, since the actors and directors in the field, which led me to having to select some and exclude others certainly interesting as Burton's Alice In Wonderland, while holding the sleeves (three films in seven days I think, however, a tolerance rather than good).
Since the film quality was high, and expectations were largely met, jot down a quick review for each of the three that I hope will be useful to anyone who is willing to see good cinema.
Respecting a purely chronological overview, first on the list is The Wolfman. I state now that the trio, was probably the most disappointing but I am confident that this period is distorted. The Wolfman in my opinion it's still a decent film in which perhaps more than dwelling solely on the plot and the plot (in the final objective a bit poor) asks the viewer to focus on other details: the locations and photography, well made, engaging, with gloomy scenarios that include the film fits perfectly with the story, gray, like the soul of the protagonist, as black as the curse that hits it, the acting, to dwell on the ability of Del Toro and Hopkins seems superfluous; the trick where the realism of the werewolf are worth the four hours of makeup every day that Benicio was put up to try a physicality in the face of the special effects they might not have been able to give. In short, all details sought in wanting to stay as close to the famous film of 1941, which deserves to be seen, if I were to vote, a 7 would be honest.
Following is the turn of Invictus, the film on which I had more expectations ever since the cast and impressive curiosity in a piece of modern history of which I know little or nothing. and expectations, fortunately, were not disappointed. For those who had no idea of \u200b\u200bthe plot, it is essentially the story of the first month presidency of Mandela in South Africa after the fall of apartheid, the party pressed on the urgency of a government still young and inexperienced, Mandela appears to give more importance to leveling the inevitable inter-racial hatred and to do so decides to give a central role in the Rugby, Springboks, historically a symbol of white power. Mandela and the team succeed in their intent to unite the nation without regard to color, thanks to contacts with the people aimed at raising awareness of the rugby and unexpectedly won a world championship thanks to a firm on the "invincible" All Blacks.
Eastwood as a director m'è always liked despite the cynical mood that permeates his films always, see for once a happy ending is no doubt delight (after all is history) and Eastwood moves well in this situation, emotions and emotion several times in the film. Morgan Freeman is incredible, perfect in a part that was trying for years and that even the same Mandela was elected as the perfect candidate to interpret. Bravo also give depth to the actor Matt Damon in a Supporting Role and avoid being the ability to overpower Freeman. Overall, therefore
masterful director and actors phenomenal, but above all a great message against racism, against his own foolishness and stupidity that it generates. 9 votes, no doubt deserved.
last of this series of reviews is Shutter Island. I went to see him with mixed feelings: on the one hand I was very curious to review the work the company rewarded Scorsese-Di Caprio and the trailer had me well prepared, on the other hand I had collected some evidence on film is not exactly exciting, opinions are positive but lukewarm. After watching, I would say that instead of Shutter Island is a great film. bizarre, twisted, sometimes anxious, not sure though as reference points as they advance the minute information is ever increasing. The story goes on but nothing is ever certain that everyone makes their own assumptions, only to eventually discover the truth, touching just as it is disturbing. Scorsese directs
well although this time it is masterful as in The Departed, DiCaprio gives an interpretation rather remarkable, reflecting the fact that somewhere in this film is part can easily define a great actor (the turning point for me was Blood Diamond).
Overall, a recommended film for anyone. Trae may mislead the trailer, which may suggest a thriller by "jumping on the chair" as it is more correct to call it psychologically. However, to see, vote 8.

Monday, March 8, 2010

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The Name of the Rose


The other night before bed I thought I write a little lately. Facebook and its ability to sum it all up with a shout came up with the person who was in synthetic me. One of my (stoned) the average teacher said it was because I played so much with video games. I do not know if it was true or if it was fucked up, it is still a certain fact that I write a little. This blog
then never took off as I wanted. On one hand, has little visibility on the other hand I have not tried much to give her one. And moreover, do not write so rarely invites a passer certain to become a habitual reader.
So I decided to change a little blog on the same will no longer be, as it has always been traditionally a diary of my life, but more space will also book reviews, advice on movies, news, funny or interesting in short, become in effect a space in which to speak, a bit haphazardly, everything and anything.

The first post of this new "era" is dedicated to connecting fortune but certainly conducive to a book, a great book: The Name of the Rose Eco.

Because you have the good fortune to read it as a novice, as Adso, the mind never contaminated with film, the book was definitely a pleasant surprise. Surprise because it is certainly pleasant to find that nowadays, in relatively modern times, there may still be amalgamated so good authors, in a perfect texture, fine detail with a context "detective" part of a very fascinating historical reality -policy described in its most distinctive features (and therefore sometimes more absurd!), in a masterly manner.
Eco is very good, as if he himself has (more or less consciously) Final contour in Appendix to the book, to popularize a book that really is not much mass is seen, as I mentioned before, what has been cured in details. Latin quotations, references to biblical passages and ideological trends in Bible commentary (copy the debate on the rice between Baskerville and Jorge) fill any space between the weave of the plot, with a string of murders that can only make more and more curious the reader. And that's where the fun part: while Abbey is being decimated by mysterious deaths, the world built by Eco sometimes seems to stand to observe processes and verbal confrontations on the wealth of papists, poverty of the Franciscans (or children), heretics and visionaries. Basically an essay on Christianity of the fourteenth century, contained in a detective novel. Or maybe vice versa?